This is what I'm doing AGAIN today!
What I want to know is.......
Who made this mess?
Why is it ME cleaning it up again?
These aren't all my clothes, so why do I have to wash them all?
Who's dropping food on the floor?.......all my food goes into my mouth, just look at my belly and butt!
Why do the dogs only shed indoors?
Did I use all these dishes piled up in the sink?
Why do we have laundry baskets if the clothes like the floor?
Who's spitting on the mirrors?!?
Who's toys are these? They're "not mine"!
Didn't I just dust last month?
How can I vacuum a floor I can't even see?
Really? You missed the bathroom trash can again? And again?
How exactly DO you make a bed?
When's the maid getting here?????? Oh, yeah......I live here!!!
Well, the computer' s not gonna clean the house, or anyone else apparently, so off I go. Darn it!
2 Comments:
WOOHOO!!!!! Did you read my mind? I love this :)
It's like I wrote this post. The spitting on the mirror is the worst and it is true, why is it that dogs only shed inside? You have one thing going for you though, you have only one male (I think) living in your house. Do you know what my toilets look like with 3 of them?????
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