You know you go out to eat too much when.......
...you run out of new places to try
...you notice ALL the empty tables available, and how long it takes to seat them
...you memorize the menu
...you scoff at a 45 min. wait because you want to eat now.....dammit!
...you know the servers name and how many kids they have
...the server knows your name and your kids' names
...you know when the menu changes
...you're picky about where you want to sit, and it has to be a booth
...the bathroom stalls have your name engraved on them...in gold
...you know when to go to beat the rush
...when the take home boxes take up your fridge space
...when the kids actually complain about going out....again
...when the server greets you, you hit them with the whole order--none of this waiting stuff
...you think you can do everyone's job better......except the cook, that's why you're out
...you know how much the bill is.......based on last time and the time before, etc....
...the server knows what you want before you tell them
...you say "see you next time" when you leave
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