Jailbird

Paris is going to jail. Hmmmm, that's hot! She's wearing more clothes in this picture than I've ever seen on her.

45 days in the pokey. Pokey-a-la-Hilton? She's going to a county jail in suburban L.A.. Suburban L.A.???!!!!??? Trying to recall a suburbanish county jail outside L.A........hmmmmm........like I said, jail-a-la-Hilton. She's probably been ordered to spend 45 days in the raunchiest Hilton Hotel her daddy owns!!!

If she really is going to an actual jail, she'll love it! All the attention. Guys and gals alike. Just don't drop the soap! But wait, didn't she have a sex tape? So droppin' the soap isn't a far cry from normal life, eh? So why's she acting so upset? This is only going to make her even more rediculously famous. Talk about backfire.

Why couldn't "the system" get a clue and charge her an insane amount of retribution fees for her behavior? (or lack of) That would help cover the fees for those slimeball lawyers that represent the murderers and molesters and dealers that are put back out on the streets after paying their fines. (are you detecting the sarcasm here) Seriously.......she's rich.....FINE HER A LOT! But put her in jail to prove a point to Hollywood? The legal system should be ashamed of themselves! Sure, they might make their point........but H-E-L-L-O aren't they focusing on the wrong group? At least make the legal decision really count for something besides more publicity for an already infamous girl.

I swear this world is so bass ackwards with priorities................sigh.