Chores

They suck!

Laundry....(does it ever end)

Dishes....(one word, d-i-s-p-o-s-a-b-l-e)

Vacuuming....(this sucks...hahahaha)

Dusting....(like I actually do this)

Organizing....(foreign word here)

Seems like my quality "Me" time goes to the chores! Sure no one's home and it's actually quiet, but who's really going to get this stuff done? Delegate to the others.......pishaw! It's all me baby!

I don't remember signing that contract....you know the one, it says I'm gonna do it all 'cuz I don't have a job and it magically becomes my purpose in life. I do believe my signature was forged!

But I won't complain too much.......I haven't been employed for 8 years. At least by any outside agencies. (I suppose I should stop whining)

Chores just bite! They always did........they always will! My house is lived in. Not filthy. Messy, yes. I wouldn't eat off my floors, but the dogs do. (when I'm nice enough to let them in......then we're talking vacuuming) You won't catch any disease here.......unless you count laziness. And most times visitors won't be stunned by the messiness. According to the hubby, 2 hours cleaning is what a day requires. ppfffft....WHATEVER! Good enough for me.....2 hours a week. What? So I compromised........gotta fit in my "Me" time. That's why I'm bloggin"!!